Monday, March 28, 2005

The Culture Nazi

'Guess Who', a comedy remake of the classic 'Guess Who's Coming To Dinner' starring Ashton and Bernie Mac was number one at the box office this weekend. It's bad enough that this crap got the greenlight, but what does it say about the movie going public that it was NUMBER ONE??!!!
With this kind of response I can see where other classics might get this treatment:

'Windy Tower' Hilary Duff plays a savvy, but spoiled business woman, who's condo project, Tara Towers is in danger of being taken over by the Yankee Corporation, until she sleeps with the CEO (One Rhett Butler, played by Josh Hartnett).

Britney Spears lives alone in her mansion, replaying all her old records while her butler Jason Aleaxander (not from Seinfeld) keeps her sheltered from a world that has forgotten her until one day an unemployed dancer by the name of Kevin Federline parks his car in her garage in the hilarious romp, 'Sunset Blvd 90210'.

And of course, the Olsen twins have a falling out when Ashley is the only one nominated for an Oscar after they remake 'What Ever Happened To Baby Jane.'

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